- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

a pornstar comes early to a party

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

A woman walks into a bar.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Harry Styles

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

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