- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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