This is a joke. Laugh!

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Your mom is so fat...

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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WEED!

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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