Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Flop dog

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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