Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

knock knock no ones home

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...