- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Cows are land manatees.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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