- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Jacob Edwards has friends

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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