- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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