- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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A man made a sandwich.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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