- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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