- Anti Joke

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.