- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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