- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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