- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Misner is a twat.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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