- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

knock knock. come in.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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