Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Xbox One

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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