- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

i am and me is i

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Your time.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.