Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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