A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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