What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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