- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

David Silberberg is gay

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

The Detroit Lions

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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