What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

hey bill!

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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