A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Jimmy Saville

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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