- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

"knock knock" "Come in"

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

full house

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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