- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

knock knock Labrinth come in

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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