- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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