What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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