James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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