Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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