- Anti Joke

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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