- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

How long is a china man?

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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