Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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