They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Knock knock. Racism.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Knock Knock Come in.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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