The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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God

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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THE END.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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