- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

Women's rights.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Knock knock. Racism.

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