- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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