a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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WNBA

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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