- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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