- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Rigo your a stupid ass

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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