- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

The Princess is in another castle

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

I am a joke. I am funny.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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