Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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Black...

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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