what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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