- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

Penis

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

i have a christmas tree.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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