"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Your grandma's cookies.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Flop dog

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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