You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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Women's rights.

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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