A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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