What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Your time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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