Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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