- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

knock knock Labrinth come in

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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