- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Butt poop.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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