Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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CAS

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Catholicism.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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