- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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