Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

George Bush.

This is a joke. Laugh!

Your mom is so fat...

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

What's up brah brah

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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