hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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