He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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