why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Justin's humor

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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