- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

Justin's humor

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

What is White over Black? Society.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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