a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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HEY!

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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