It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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