What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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