- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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