- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

George Bush.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

What's up brah brah

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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