Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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Anti Joke

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