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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

you know whats funny... nothing.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Yo mamas so fat.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash