Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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