- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Compton

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Moo! I'm a goat!

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

TIMMAH!

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Hey Shea

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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