- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

i have an apple. now suck my dick

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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