What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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