How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Your mom is so fat...

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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