What's big and white?

thumb_up thumb_down -28

When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Paper shield.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Whats In My Trash? Bears

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops