- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??